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The Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

"Through interactive exhibits and real experiments, the general public
has a unique opportunity to see science at work and talk to scientists
from a range of organisations and disciplines. There will also be
people on hand to give advice for those considering a career in science.
As part of the 2007 Cooperative Research Centre Association (CRCA) Conference, the Science in Action Expo brings Australian science and technology to the public."